No, *you* listen. I'm not providing any information until I'm appearing on the actual page. Got that?
Dada da da (da da, da da da da) Dada da da...
Joel: Welcome back. The mysterious Trope-tan has just escorted her friends to...
Trope-tan: Medical bay.
Joel: Since when does the Satellite of Love have a medical bay?
Trope-tan: Since always. It was behind the Hamdingers.
Joel: Oh. Of course.
Joel: And now Trope-tan is, of course, going to explain to me and all the viewers exactly what's going on, because I for one have no idea. Trope-tan?
Trope-tan: The Mads are calling.
Joel: Huh? That didn't really explain-
Trope-tan: The. Mads. Are. Calling. From Deep 13, you know?
Joel: Oh. Right.
Doctor Forrester: Ah, Joel. Thanks for hacking into my Internet connection, I *don't* think. I'm sure you're enjoying those webcomics. Which brings me to today's experiment...
Joel: The experiment's a webcomic? How is that supposed to work? "We've got webcomic sign"?
Trope-tan: More importantly, how is the theater going to show a webcomic?
Doctor Forrester: Everything has been arranged. Everything! EVERYTHING! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
TV's Frank: Uh, Doctor... we should do the Invention Exchange first...
Doctor Forrester: But of course! I shall allow you to go first, Joel. Because my invention is the evilest, terriblest invention ever! EVER! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Joel: My invention this week...
Joel: is the Gizmonic Institute Graphical Automated Hyper-Enhancement of Reality through Teleportation and, uh... Zoom.
"GIGAHERTZ", for short.
Joel: When presented with any form of image - say, this blurry CCTV footage - the GIGAHERTZ analyses minute details in the image, missed by practically all other applications, and calculates precise temporal coordinates for the time and location depicted in the image.
Technobabble Box 4: We're Really Getting A Lot Of Money From This Series™
Joel: Then the built-in temporal teleportation unit launches a small robotic probe back in time to the exact time at which the image was taken.
Technobabble Box 5: The Executives Won't Let Us End The Series Already™
The probe scans the surrounding area and sends a four-dimensional model of everything in the area back to the future, where the GIGAHERTZ receives it.
Technobabble Box 6: Help, We're Trapped In A Technobabble Box Factory™
Joel: The model is transferred into an attached computer, and can be examined and manipulated in any way the user desires, allowing for complete, thorough investigation of the chosen area.
Joel: Perfect for crime scene investigations - now you really *can* get a complete image out of a four-pixel reflection! What do you think, sirs?
Doctor Forrester: Yes, yes, very good. But nothing compared to *my* invention this week-
TV's Frank: Is that... a protractor?
Joel: Um... yes. My calculations suggested that a protractor would be most effective for the detection and categorisation of the identifying time-spots on the original image. Why?
Technobabble Box 8: Um, Something Happens And Technobabble Box Is Forced To Walk The Earth! That's A Good Idea, Right? RIGHT? ™
Doctor Forrester/TV's Frank: AAAAAAAAAAH! NOT THE PROTRACTOR! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
As for Enhance Buttons: they drive me up the wall, but I love them anyway.
PS
Also also, Fridge Logic: there are so many things wrong with the Satellite being equipped with a time teleporter that can apparently extend into a universe where there are Colour Drops.
plus doctorwho88 know who you are and doctorwho88 knows you (and your sister) likes doctor who (especially your sister but not the one thats still scared of the empty child)this is fun because you dont know who i am but i know who you am hehe bla bla bla bla booo i know who you are david hahahhaha hahahahaha and i know where your computer is and i could keep going all day
P.S hi Chloe if you read this or hi david either one
MY EYES!