Divination generally provides a distorted or slightly misleading answer. Like, say, "what do you get if you multiply six by nine". Oh my.
Bob/Fred: Do it! Do it! Do it!
Jane: Oh, alright. Divination!
Jane: Oh great and mighty spirits, tell us... the Answer.
Spirits: The Answer? The Answer to what?
Jane: The Answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything!
Spirits: Very well. The Answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything is...
Fred: Wow! I'm completely satisfied with that answer!
Jane: It makes perfect sense.
Bob: At last we may all live in peace and happiness for ever more!
Jane: Learning this intractable secret has surely given us the keys we need to create the utopian society the readers of this comic desire!
Author: Oh, hey, that actually worked. Yay. Welcome back to the comic, Xavius.