Rip!
Xavius: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
Schloooop!
Crash!
Xavius: Ow.
Narrator?: You should not have done that, Xavius...
Xavius: Huh? Who said that?!
Narrator?: Creating a plot hole is not an action to be taken lightly...
Xavius: Who are you?!
Narrator?: Your folly will have far-reaching consequences...
Xavius: You're the narrator, right? You sound a lot like the narrator.
Narrator?: In certain metaphysical aspects, I am indeed the narrator.
Xavius: Certain metaphysical aspects? What's that supposed to mean?
Narrator?: It means there can be a cliffhanger over the weekend about the reveal of my true identity.
Xavius: Fantastic.
Either that, or it's the Author. Or his persona in the Metagamer-universe, which I suppose would be called the narrator (in certain metaphysical aspects), so there's no real point in... wait, are you actually reading this?
You're only a reader, numbnuts!