"Later on, during the heat death of the universe... OSHI-"
Narrator: Once upon a time...
Bob: Hmm, no email.
Bob: Ooh, what's this eBay item?
Bob (voiceover): Ooh, cool.
Bob: Okay, I'll bid on that.
Narrator: A couple of seconds later...
Ding!
Bob: That was quick... Wow, I won!
Bob: Three to five working days for postage!? I can't wait that long! *ahem*
Bob (in narrator voice): Three to five working days later...
Bob: Sweet.
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Like, just plain bad.
as haterz do
pop ya momma booty too
doe
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