Aligning title= text humour analysers! Developing extraneous quantum fluctuations! Compiling nucleus exaggeration simulators! Concatenating strings of arbitrary scientific nomenclature!
Xavius: What's going on?!
Author: We haven't got much time. Cure Moderate Wounds!
Author: Deploying simpler coat without annoying gradient!
Xavius: Why, does tne latest version of Inkscape unnecessarily duplicate gradients or something?
Author: Initialising transportation module - also without annoying gradient!
Xavius: Wait. Transportation?
Author: Catalysing fluid unit! Energising synchronic relays! Releasing phlebotinic docking feed!
Author: Charging flux capacitor! Reversing polarity of neutron flow! Making up ridiculous technobabble!
Author: Alternately moving this switch upwards and downwards! Recalibrating alignment of thrust matrices! Hanging metaphorical lampshades on my poor art in an attempt to sound humorous!
Author: Approaching eighty-eight miles per hour, coupled with the flux capacitor as a shout-out to Back To The Future! Quick! Point out a flaw in the plot!
Xavius: HOW IS THIS THING EVEN WORKING?!?!?
Author: Perfect. Hang on tight.