Epic Spellcasting is absurdly powerful. Let's hope our heroes can escape!
Jane: I've just realised what we've forgotten.
Narrator: A few short rounds later...
Jane: My awesome hat!
Bob: As I have said many times previously, ow. A Cure spell would be just fantastic.
Jane: Cure Serious Wounds!
Jane: Now we can go.
Captain Obvious: Not so fast!
Captain Obvious: I am about to cast Captain Obvious's Magical Spell Which Is An Epic-Level Spell And Is Epic. It is an epic-level spell. To cast or create epic-level spells, one must take the Epic Spellcasting feat. I have a cape which is red and says CO on it. Now I will cast Captain Obvious's Magical Spell Which Is An Epic Level Spell And Is Epic.
Bob: Why are you telling us all this?
Captain Obvious: Because it's obvious, naturally. Captain Obvious's Magical Spell Which Is An Epic Level Spell And Is Epic!
We're nearing the end of this chapter...