Captain Obvious: Cringe as you receive 1d4 negative levels! HA HA HA HA HA! Mine is an evil laugh! I have a cape which is red and says CO on it, and also somehow enough time to gloat in the middle of casting an Instantaneous spell!
Sign reads: Enervation is the magic spell I am casting, which is a magic spell and is magical.
Fred: Sneak Attack! Which, usefully, forces a Concentration check on spellcasting and also deals sufficient nonlethal damage to induce unconsciousness.
Fizzle!
Same sign.
Jane: Let's go find that window.
Jane: Uh oh.
Fred: What is it?
Jane (from inside tower): The Greyzone... is big.
Jane: We don't have any means of escaping the Greyzone.
Captain Obvious: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Captain Obvious: Mine is an evil laugh! Even a sneak attack cannot defeat Captain Obvious. I have a cape which is red and says CO on it, and a goatee which is yellow and indicates that I am evil! I shall defeat you.
Jane: I know how we can defeat him.
Jane: We just need to even the stakes a little...
Fred: The nonlethal damage healed in ONE minute?
Captain Obvious: I have a cape which is red and says CO on it!
