Bob: I refuse to be part of your sad art evolution, pathetic artist. Also, ow.

Jane: Wait a sec.

Bob: Why exactly are we wearing these ridiculous red hats? Oh, and ow.
Jane: It just seems like... the right time.

Fred: Wow.

Jane: Gary, what's the big sparkly thing?
Bob: Go ahead and steal my iPhone... Ow, too.

Gary (voiceover): That would be a Colour Drop. Collecting these should help restore the Book's power.
Jane: So, these are the Plot Coupons?
Gary (voiceover): Yes, yes, why not!? Just get them!

Narrator: You got the Colour Drop!
DA DA DA DAAAAAAA!

Fred: Now we can head back to Townwithanequipmentstoreaplacewithmapsandatavernofcourse!
Bob: In case anyone missed it, ow.

Jane: Oh dear.
Bob: Ow.

Jane: A Greyzone's in effect here. Not good.

Jane: We need to get out of here. Fast.
Bob: I can't keep up with you, due to the sensation of incredible pain I am at this moment experiencing. Ow, remember?

Jane: The door's already been affected. We need to find another way out.
Fred: Maybe I could open it. Not really time to take 20, though.

Narrator: A few frantic rounds later...
Fred: It's no use. This lock is Amazing.
Jane: Perhaps we could find a convenient window to Jump out of or...
Silhouette: AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Silhouette: Mine is an evil laugh! I am standing on the ground wearing a cape which is a red cape and a hat which is also red. You cannot see any of this because I am masked as a silhouette for dramatic tension!

Fred: Oh no! An evil guy!
Jane: Thank you, Captain Obvious. Wait. Captain Obvious?

Captain Obvious (the silhouette revealed!): I am now fully visible, except for a really cool-looking shadow! I have a cape. It is red and says CO on it. I have a hat, which is also red. I am going to destroy you all now.
Jane: Oh, fantastic.

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