Light globes don't exist in D&D. Thank the gods for oil lanterns, or I'd have to draw a candle.
Narrator: Twenty-seven minutes later...
Jane: Oh no! I'm out of Reduce and Enlarge spells!
Jane: Dispel Magic!
Bob: Alright, I am now officially more angry than anyone else in this stupid world!
Bob: Not only did I spend FOUR (or was it five?) comics not being the right size, every single one has had a lame punchline!
Bob: And, for a D&D comic, there hasn't been a SINGLE D&D joke! Maybe whoever's writing this thing should take some time off and think up some GOOD jokes.
Author: Bob's right. I should take some time off. The Way of the Metagamer returns 27th April.