Narrator: Three hours later...
Fred: ... and they'll get attacks of opportunity! And battleaxes do pretty good damage to a level 1 character! And you don't have ranks in Jump, or Tumble, or anything!
Fred: And... crap. I think it just might be time to RUN for my life.
Fred: At least I put so many ranks into Tumble...
Morph!
Fred: You're coming with me!
Goblin: So, uh, how many ranks of Tumble do you think he-
Other Goblin: Shut up.
wow!!!
Morph Ball