"...and you receive a massive AC penalty for the fall! And you're considered flat-footed! And you'll need to roll to avoid landing on an axe and impaling yourself! And..." you'd need to roll initiative for combat, since there hasn't actually been any combat yet! And you'd probably need to calculate your AC, since as previously mentioned there hasn't been any combat yet! And you'd definitely need to make a Spot check to detect the monochrome goblins against the plain grey flooring! And...
Bob: Maybe if we had some light? It's kinda dark back here.
Fred: Maybe we could use a candle? Unless there's a light switch?
Jane: The switch is by the door, on the left.
Fred: Oh, thanks.
Trope-tan: Another delicious bowl of copypasta.
Joel: Did we really need this one panel *twice*?
Bob: Come on, this would be a perfect time to say "AAAAH!".
Tom: Don't you *dare*.
Crow: At least wait until we can see what everyone's so shocked about.
Crow: Oh, copy-pasted goblin mooks. Of course.
Jane: ... above an inexplicably floating platform.
Trope-tan: Character design stolen from OotS alert.
Fred: What, *again*?!
Fred: Oh no! We're surrounded by goblins!
Bob: More importantly, we're *still* in the comic.
Tom: Thank you, Captain Obvious.
Jane: Wait. Captain Obvious...?
Fred: Uh oh.
Tom: Oh, and great priorities there.
Fred: So, uh, what will we do now?
Bob: We'll kill all the goblins!
Jane (crazed): CAPTAIN! OBVIOUS! JANE'S! INTERPLANAR! TRAVEL! SPELL!
Joel: Um. Is she *supposed* to do that?
Fred: No! Isn't that obvious!? ... whoops.
Jane: OOOBVIIIIOOUUS! CAPABLE! OF! RESTORING!
Fred: Are you mad? You can't kill the goblins!
Crow: Mad, I tell you! Mad!
Jane: CHARACTERS! FROM! THE! PLANE! OF!
Tom: Should we actually *do* something? These eldritch utterances are really ominious...
Bob: Die, goblin ****s!
Trope-tan: The Way Of The Metagamer: now with -ing censorship!
Jane: ANTI! MAGIC! AND! MORE! IMPORTANTLY!
Bob: Fred, you should probably Sneak Attack her sometime soon.
Fred: I know, I know.
Fred: You don't have a weapon! And I have no idea how much falling damage you'd take!
Jane: THE! COOL! HATS! WHICH-
Fred: Sneak Attack!
Joel: ... you didn't actually attack. You just shouted "Sneak Attack".
Fred: Close enough. Still works.