Comic 110 - The GIGAHERTZ

10th May 2010, 5:12 PM in Take That Us
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The GIGAHERTZ

No, *you* listen. I'm not providing any information until I'm appearing on the actual page. Got that?

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Author Notes:

00Davo
You know that thing they do with the protractor, right?

TV Tropes references: Enhance Button | Fun With Acronyms

Ugh, fine. Titular, I'll see what I can do.

Comments:

11th May 2010, 2:41 AM
The technobabble boxes are rapidly working their way into Overly Long Gag territory.
As for Enhance Buttons: they drive me up the wall, but I love them anyway.

PS

11th May 2010, 2:57 AM
Also, yay for the return of the Colour Drops!
Also also, Fridge Logic: there are so many things wrong with the Satellite being equipped with a time teleporter that can apparently extend into a universe where there are Colour Drops.

11th May 2010, 9:40 AM
doctorwho88 knows where you live
plus doctorwho88 know who you are and doctorwho88 knows you (and your sister) likes doctor who (especially your sister but not the one thats still scared of the empty child)this is fun because you dont know who i am but i know who you am hehe bla bla bla bla booo i know who you are david hahahhaha hahahahaha and i know where your computer is and i could keep going all day

11th May 2010, 9:45 AM
So I will WOOOOOOOOOOO I love ROSE you should have named one of your characters Rose (or at least she could have a guest appearance) because that would be so cooooooool because I LOVE <3 ROSE so much WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! i know where you live and one more thing that will make you faint (and lose the game oh i lost the game) my name is the last name of the person i love WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO go the person i have mentioned many times
P.S hi Chloe if you read this or hi david either one

11th May 2010, 9:46 AM
OOOOOOOGLEBOOOGLey blopple bad wolf oh i lost the game

11th May 2010, 12:47 PM
hey doctorwho88 or whatever your name is - I know where you.....used...to....live - oh well

12th May 2010, 2:20 PM
Seriously i know where 00Davo lives i am his sisters friend IGNORE THAT PART IF YOU ARE DAVID BECAUSE YOU ARENT SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHO I AM

15th Aug 2010, 1:28 PM
If you count the technobabble boxes, you forgot to add the Franchise Zombie trope to the list.

MY EYES!

8th Sep 2010, 6:14 AM
There are too many things wrong with this comic. Referencing TVTropes is not a good way to make a comic. You're also overdoing the hole plot holes thing.

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Transcript:

Dada da da (da da, da da da da) Dada da da...

Joel: Welcome back. The mysterious Trope-tan has just escorted her friends to...
Trope-tan: Medical bay.

Joel: Since when does the Satellite of Love have a medical bay?
Trope-tan: Since always. It was behind the Hamdingers.
Joel: Oh. Of course.

Joel: And now Trope-tan is, of course, going to explain to me and all the viewers exactly what's going on, because I for one have no idea. Trope-tan?

Trope-tan: The Mads are calling.
Joel: Huh? That didn't really explain-

Trope-tan: The. Mads. Are. Calling. From Deep 13, you know?
Joel: Oh. Right.

Doctor Forrester: Ah, Joel. Thanks for hacking into my Internet connection, I *don't* think. I'm sure you're enjoying those webcomics. Which brings me to today's experiment...

Joel: The experiment's a webcomic? How is that supposed to work? "We've got webcomic sign"?
Trope-tan: More importantly, how is the theater going to show a webcomic?

Doctor Forrester: Everything has been arranged. Everything! EVERYTHING! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
TV's Frank: Uh, Doctor... we should do the Invention Exchange first...
Doctor Forrester: But of course! I shall allow you to go first, Joel. Because my invention is the evilest, terriblest invention ever! EVER! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Joel: My invention this week...

Joel: is the Gizmonic Institute Graphical Automated Hyper-Enhancement of Reality through Teleportation and, uh... Zoom.
"GIGAHERTZ", for short.

Joel: When presented with any form of image - say, this blurry CCTV footage - the GIGAHERTZ analyses minute details in the image, missed by practically all other applications, and calculates precise temporal coordinates for the time and location depicted in the image.
Technobabble Box 4: We're Really Getting A Lot Of Money From This Series™

Joel: Then the built-in temporal teleportation unit launches a small robotic probe back in time to the exact time at which the image was taken.
Technobabble Box 5: The Executives Won't Let Us End The Series Already™
The probe scans the surrounding area and sends a four-dimensional model of everything in the area back to the future, where the GIGAHERTZ receives it.
Technobabble Box 6: Help, We're Trapped In A Technobabble Box Factory™

Joel: The model is transferred into an attached computer, and can be examined and manipulated in any way the user desires, allowing for complete, thorough investigation of the chosen area.

Joel: Perfect for crime scene investigations - now you really *can* get a complete image out of a four-pixel reflection! What do you think, sirs?

Doctor Forrester: Yes, yes, very good. But nothing compared to *my* invention this week-
TV's Frank: Is that... a protractor?

Joel: Um... yes. My calculations suggested that a protractor would be most effective for the detection and categorisation of the identifying time-spots on the original image. Why?
Technobabble Box 8: Um, Something Happens And Technobabble Box Is Forced To Walk The Earth! That's A Good Idea, Right? RIGHT? ™

Doctor Forrester/TV's Frank: AAAAAAAAAAH! NOT THE PROTRACTOR! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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