No, *you* listen. I'm not providing any information until I'm appearing on the actual page. Got that?
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Joel: Welcome back. The mysterious Trope-tan has just escorted her friends to...
Trope-tan: Medical bay.
Joel: Since when does the Satellite of Love have a medical bay?
Trope-tan: Since always. It was behind the Hamdingers.
Joel: Oh. Of course.
Joel: And now Trope-tan is, of course, going to explain to me and all the viewers exactly what's going on, because I for one have no idea. Trope-tan?
Trope-tan: The Mads are calling.
Joel: Huh? That didn't really explain-
Trope-tan: The. Mads. Are. Calling. From Deep 13, you know?
Joel: Oh. Right.
Doctor Forrester: Ah, Joel. Thanks for hacking into my Internet connection, I *don't* think. I'm sure you're enjoying those webcomics. Which brings me to today's experiment...
Joel: The experiment's a webcomic? How is that supposed to work? "We've got webcomic sign"?
Trope-tan: More importantly, how is the theater going to show a webcomic?
Doctor Forrester: Everything has been arranged. Everything! EVERYTHING! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
TV's Frank: Uh, Doctor... we should do the Invention Exchange first...
Doctor Forrester: But of course! I shall allow you to go first, Joel. Because my invention is the evilest, terriblest invention ever! EVER! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Joel: My invention this week...
Joel: is the Gizmonic Institute Graphical Automated Hyper-Enhancement of Reality through Teleportation and, uh... Zoom.
"GIGAHERTZ", for short.
Joel: When presented with any form of image - say, this blurry CCTV footage - the GIGAHERTZ analyses minute details in the image, missed by practically all other applications, and calculates precise temporal coordinates for the time and location depicted in the image.
Technobabble Box 4: We're Really Getting A Lot Of Money From This Series™
Joel: Then the built-in temporal teleportation unit launches a small robotic probe back in time to the exact time at which the image was taken.
Technobabble Box 5: The Executives Won't Let Us End The Series Already™
The probe scans the surrounding area and sends a four-dimensional model of everything in the area back to the future, where the GIGAHERTZ receives it.
Technobabble Box 6: Help, We're Trapped In A Technobabble Box Factory™
Joel: The model is transferred into an attached computer, and can be examined and manipulated in any way the user desires, allowing for complete, thorough investigation of the chosen area.
Joel: Perfect for crime scene investigations - now you really *can* get a complete image out of a four-pixel reflection! What do you think, sirs?
Doctor Forrester: Yes, yes, very good. But nothing compared to *my* invention this week-
TV's Frank: Is that... a protractor?
Joel: Um... yes. My calculations suggested that a protractor would be most effective for the detection and categorisation of the identifying time-spots on the original image. Why?
Technobabble Box 8: Um, Something Happens And Technobabble Box Is Forced To Walk The Earth! That's A Good Idea, Right? RIGHT? ™
Doctor Forrester/TV's Frank: AAAAAAAAAAH! NOT THE PROTRACTOR! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!